Well, after seeing UnrealCanine's '100 things I hate about DA', I was half-inspired to make my own. But half-lacking inspiration means this crappy Flash took me a month (on-and-off) to make. Seeing as how I'm almost always playing Call of Duty 4 when I'm not doing work or sleeping, it seemed fitting to base the movie on it. Anyway, if you see me online, feel free to send me a Friend Request (Moozipan Cheese be my Gamertag).
So, after spending a lot of time on the GameFAQs' Call of Duty 4 forum, and making up my own opinions, I came up with 100 things most players hate about this game (50 things single player and 50 things multiplayer). Of course, this list is exaggerated, so take it with a pinch of salt - because I love this game, and don't necessarily agree with all the points listed.
Sorry if the pace is too fast; that is what I was going for. Replay it and consult the following list to see what each meant.
1. Soap is forced to go up front first 2. One shot and you're dead on veteran 3. Shooting Imran Zakaev in the face but he loses an arm 4. One Shot One Kill mission 5. Carelessly-placed enemy intel available for easy pickup 6. Epilogue level on veteran (mile high club) 7. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as other OpFor 8. Enemies immune to flashbangs 9. Ironsights 10. Firing on the church (come on, we all did it!) 11. Patronizing quotes 12. Lengthy reloading 13. No Fighting In The War Room 14. Chain gun on the helicopter overheats too quickly 15. Cpt. MacMillan vs helicopter 16. "Big Bird, we are heavily outnumbered, where are yoooo!?" 17. Why are all the friendly helicopters at bingo fuel all the time? 18. Getting 6 grenades thrown at you at once 19. Dogs 20. Ghillie suits 21. Enemies with the last stand perk 22. Gaz 23. Gaz's face 24. Gaz's Attitude 25. Ssgt. Griggs = Sgt Johnson? 26. Poor Russian CPR administered on Cpt. Price 27. Getting caught on the doors during SAS training 28. Arcade mode. What's the point? 29. Insane recoil 30. Man on back of helicopter 31. Black Hawk Down ripoff 32. Lack of potato-throwing from Call of Duty 2 33. Not getting my damn checkpoints 34. Sniper Rifles not having real-time scopes 35. Shooting the hostage 36. Flesh wounds aren't acceptable 37. Why am I even on this plane!? 38. The Middle East 39. Russia 40. Shoop Da Woop "I'ma Chargin' Mah Lazer!" (I just wanted to put this one in) 41. Shooting the Hind with an RPG 42. Didn't I play this level in multiplayer? 43. Shoot the dog, 10 come after you (again, who didn't shoot him?) 44. Chernobyl lol 45. MacMillan's leg 46. I'm invincible when holding someone on my back 47. Soap, go do this 48. Jackson, go do this 49. "Oorah" 50. "Semper Fi"
51. Over-cooking grenades 52. Not being awarded that blatant headshot 53. Rushing into claymores 54. "Planting claymore!" 55. "Cover me I'm reloadin'!" 56. "It's a draw, stand down Marines." 57. The host disconnecting 58. Search and Destroy 59. Spawning on a grenade 60. Spawning under an airstrike 61. Helicopter killing you through a window 62. Headquarters' choice of spawning. 63. N00B Tube 64. Martyrdom perk 65. Last Stand perk 66. Juggernaut perk 67. Stopping Power perk 68. Lag 69. Bog is bog 70. Inability to flank on Downpour 71. Getting shot on Downpour by the Mounted Gun across the map, through a couple of walls 72. Campers 73. Campers with the UAV Jammer perk and a silencer. 74. 12 year olds and younger 75. Didn't I play this map in the story campaign mode? 76. Snipers (those glorified campers) 77. Bloc 78. M16A1 79. Being on the OpFor's side 80. MP44 (WWII style) 81. Not having gold weapons 82. Having a teammate call in a UAV during yours 83. Random grenades 84. Level 10, rank 55 prestigees 85. ACOG Scopes 86. Overgrown 87. Running out of breath after only sprinting for 5 seconds 88. Joining a match you just quit 89. Overused clan names (Pnus, JEWS, b00bs, KKK, etc.) 90. Rubber knife 91. Homing knife 92. Enemies that just. Won't. Fucking. Die. 93. Enemies spawning behind me 94. Spawning in front of the enemy 95. Countdown 96. Getting stuck in doorways 97. Teammates blocking doorways 98. Grenades bouncing off of the smallest of somethings 99. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as OpFor snipers 100. Players that bitch about this game
i really love cod 4 ^^ especially the sniper mission. i didn't play the multiplayer but the shit you listed here is in nearly every shooter (sadly). but cool video xD
this is not a joke! carry on reading! or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG.
AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
This is really awesome work btw. eue
GAZ
GAZ'S FACE
Gaz's ATTITUDE
2nd one
GHOST
GHOST'S FACE
Ghost's ATTITUDE))