Escape the Cliche

My first time animating at 30 frames per second and you won't even notice the difference!

This was originally going to be a very long game parodying all the rubbish other Escape games seem to do, but due to a loss of interest making it and an incredibly small knowledge of ActionScript, I shortened it considerably. Still, I hope it's an enjoyable five minutes! And there are three endings to get.

First person to get ENDING A and provide proof gets to recommend me a new Flash to make.
~ Already completed by =UnrealCanine.